Curb Traded
when someone takes some sh-t you left on the curb and replaces it with lesser quality sh-t of their own.
bill: “dude, i put my old armchair on the curb last night and this morning found a love seat! wtf?”
marv: “you got curb traded my friend.”
bill: sh-t.
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