curbscore
acquiring items that are sitting on the curb waiting for trash pickup. one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
dude, check out this lamp i curbscored down on 25th ave! it totally ties the room together.
picking up a prost-tute, snat, or hoe along the side of the road.
“i curbscored this bangin’ chick down on 25th ave.”
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