curdle
an evolution of the verb, “cuddle” and the verb, “curl” as in “to curl up” combined to refer to cuddling and curling up with a significant other.
jessica loves to curdle with her new beau, graham
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the act of cuddling with a fat chick. dude i must have had way to much to drink lastnight. when i woke up i was curdling with your wife! all 300 lbs of her. the act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he -j-c-l-t-s while still flaccid. the stimulator then backhands the receiver, […]
- McDonald's Time Machine
a certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems. can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a mcdonald’s and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly. […]
- mechanical pencil shit
when you can’t clean your -n-s after p–ping no matter how many times you wipe. usually a mechanical pencil sh-t is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole p–p has completely dislodged itself from the b-tt hole. one’s sh-t keeps refilling like a mechanical […]
- Monkey Bacon
a black police officer the monkey bacon wrote my -ss a parking ticket.
- shimshammed
a gaggle or murder of people would use their native language to signify a meeting held within the ‘gar-a-ge’ for the ceremonial enligtened smoking circle. thus making the group shimshammed. i can’t find my belly b-tton. let’s get shimshammed !