Curious George Bagel
the delicate art of the curious george bagel can be mastered by inserting a banana, musa ac-minata, into the -n-l cavity of ones counterpart, then pulverizing said banana through either consensual or non consensual, yet highly illegal, sodomy. the curious george bagel may be served with or without nutty byproduct of said sodomy. the custom blend of banana-nut-defication is forced out from the sphincter and onto a bagel; serve warm.
“carol wanted a curious george bagel, so i happily obliged.”
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