curly canoe
1) imaginary “love boat” paddled by curly haired, leo sayer lookalikes.
2) how curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.
3) david “pantene perfect curls” knox.
1) metaphor, as in missed the boat:
“kelly had her chance, but she’s blown it, she’s really missed the curly canoe this time…”
2) adventurous propost-tion:
“alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?”
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