curly goodies


the secret garden that some people have in their pants. sometimes has living creatures (crabs/lice) in it. comes in a variety of colors. gingers are special in that they have a fire crotch while other people have normal crotchesof varying colors. the surprise is for you to find out…
tyler rolled down his pants too low, so lindsey and i got a glimpse of his curly goodies.

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