curse of the clevage
the curse of the clevage has haunted mankind since the dawn of low cut tops. when your looking through a crowd and suddenly ‘whack’ there’s clevage! and even if you don’t mean to you cant help but stare just for a second which is just long enough for the holder of the clevage to clock you and then your b-gg-red. for help look up bonzo.
(looking for someone in a crowd, panning across ‘woopah’ theres clevage, pause for a second, realise look away quickly, be ashamed of yourself. (its not your fault)
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