Curse of the Kuh
this is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the “kuh” sound whether the actual name starts with a “c” or a “k”.
examples: kim, christy, christyana, kasey, karlie, kate, katie, corey, crystal ….
jim: “hey dave. what happened to all your money and your car… and why is your hair turning gray? and it looks like you’ve lost weight.”
dave: “i’ve been dating this girl kasandra.”
jim: “say no more. … curse of the kuh.”
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