cursive

a style of handwriting where all the letters in a word are joined together. sometimes referred to as just “handwriting.”
the form said “please print” so i didn’t use cursive writing.
the single greatest lie perpetrated on grade school children since the atomic bomb-proof spelling book of the cold war. cursive is generally forced upon students during 4th, 5th, and 6th grade. their teachers tell them that all the middle and high school teachers won’t give credit for homework that isn’t written in it. in reality, n-body gives a f-ck about cursive, and if you use cursive you just seem like a pr-ck/b-tch, depending on gender.
i made sure i could read and write cursive since my 4th grade teacher said i would fail high school if i didn’t; turns out n-body cares.
a totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.
elementary school students believe that cursive will be used all their lives and that desks will protect them from nuclear fallout, knaves.
if i say this is an emo band, a lot of people will be turned off, but really it’s allll f-cking emo.

tim kasher is brilliant though, and they make great music. i have the ugly organ and domestica and they are definitely some of my favorite cds.

tim kasher used to be in a band with another person who is one of my favorites: conor oberst of bright eyes. they used to be in commander venus or something. they’re good friends. if you like cursive, you might like bright eyes.
what’s special about cursive is that they have a celloist in their band. it’s odd, but the cello adds a fantastic texture to the whole thing.

tim kasher’s voice brims with emotions when he sings. i love that guy. but the time i went to see him for the plea for peace tour, he was drunk as f-ck and got the songs and lyrics mixed up. but he’s great. listen to him
the style of handwriting required by the collegeboard on the sat certification statement, which is officially the most difficult part of the sat.
cursive sucks. i wish i could just print the certification statement.
the f-cking greatness.

tim kasher’s genius.
if you dont like cursive.. you can lick my chode.
a awsome , kick -ss band. the record label is saddle creek and they rock my socks.
if your smart, youd go get cursive’s alb-m right now!