curtain at a high school play
a girl who’s v-g-n- has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!
guy 2: aww sh-t m-th- f-cka, how was it?
guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
guy 1: becasue man, her v-g-n- resembled a curtain at a high school play.
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