curtain fapping


that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during s-xual intercourse.
when a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your b-lls make when you are having s-x. also known as curtain fapping

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