curtain touching
another term for a chick masturbating – rubbing her ” meat curtains”
“sue don’t need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching”
when you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
“dude, i spent friday night curtain touching”
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