Curtain Twank
the act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. the performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the s-xual act taking place.
chris curtain tw-nked in his hotel room receiving s-xual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
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eye wood, or i would. a cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. it is safe to say cyclops tree in public. it is the equivelent of saying i would smash (a girl or guy) -hot girl walks by- jaq: “d-mn dude you seein’ what im seein’…” niqi: “cyclops treeeeeeeee!!”
- dabster
a person who dabbles with a task (or anything else) but is not highly proficient at it and does not devote much time to it. both churchill and eisenhower were dabsters in painting.
- da cream
when a girl wants you to c-m all in her grill and suck her t-ts and f-ck her till she bleeds dat girl wants da cream
- Dairy Queen Titties
when you pour hot wax on a girl’s t-tties so they look like dipped dairy queen cones “i heard she had some dairy queen t-tties last night”
- Dale Gilliot'd
to go on a night out, consume far to much alcohol or cl-ss a substances and end up going home with no clothes and just a blanket matt: i cant remember a thing from last night, where are all my clothes? steve: mate, it was unreal, you were dale gilliot’d!!