Curtain Wank
the act of masturbating into a curtain.
mostly done into somebody else’s curtain, other than your own. you don’t want your drapes all sp-nky now, do you.
john: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
jack: nah, m8
john: dooo it f-ggot, give her the curtain w-nk treatment
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