Curtains

a huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
zed: bruh are home alone?
ned: yep
zed: dancing naked in your room?
ned: yes. wait, how did you know!?
zed: your curtains are still open and i can see you…

horse
goose
dinglehopper
door
monkey
alligeny
a slang term for the female l-b– majora
oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
big funky nasty p-ssy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!
i spread the curtains on that ho!
#p-ssy lips #funky c-nt #nasty p-ssy #long lips #dangling lips
n. skirt

adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.
k: meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

meff: not yet! i think they are t-tanium lined!!!!
#skirt #s-x #intercourse #clothing #laid
true english definition for ‘swag’ and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
that nigguh djaye got curtains for days!
#swag #bars #st–ze #fresh #beast
gl-sses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

sungl-sses,shades

term originally started in russia.
i lost my f-cking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at nordstrom.
#shades #blinds #sungl-sses #eye wear #eyes
objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or “hooking” yourslef.
“wow, berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!”
#fun #cats #curtains #berta #dandy #hooking #hook
your v-g-n- cheeks
girl#1…omg i just had s-x for the first time it was amazing!

girl#2…gurl wat choo doing????ur wayyy to young to be letting those curtains open. you’ll be one of those teenmoms.
#v-g-n- #s-x #d-ck #intercourse #teenmom