cushbomb
noun – a public defecation in one’s own clothes
verb – to soil oneself in public
*brrraaaapppppp*
christman: “oh no, not again.”
woke guy offline: “please tell me you didn’t just drop another cushbomb.”
christman: “it’s not my fault, it’s these magachud brainlet smoothcels on twitter dot com. they make me extremely anxious and trigger my irritable bowel syndrome!”
woman respecter: “come on matt, you know if you keep cushbombing at the dsa meetings, we’re gonna have to just do them on google hangouts instead.”
christman: “i’d prefer that actually. we could charge our chapo trap house patrons to watch us revolt against neoliberal capitalism all in the comfort of our own extremely expensive gentrified urban apartments.”
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