custard gun


australian slang for a p-n-s, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

also custard gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s brisbane au band custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!
i drizzled my gf’s donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. mmm!

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