custody hangover
when a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.
“why don’t you and darren spend christmas together? you’ve been dating for 5 years!”
“oh, i still have a custody hangover.”
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