custom dent
for those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. my current car has a huge dent on the front p-ssenger side. it still drives the same and its paid for. i live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. so when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
“listen stupid, it’s a custom dent.” i put that there for dumb -sses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid f-cking questions like, “what happened to your car.” that right, it’s a custom dent.
for those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. my current car has a huge dent on the front p-ssenger side. it still drives the same and its paid for. i live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. so when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
“listen stupid, it’s a custom dent.” i put that there for dumb -sses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid f-cking questions like, “what happened to your car.” that right, it’s a custom dent.
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