cut off your dick mutha fucker
what to tell a guy who you are genuinely p-ssed at
heres a lifesize replica of my p-n-s, candi.
*candi takes the soft piece of disgusting silicone out of the box*
candi: what makes you think i want a lifesize replica of your godd-mn d-ck??? (starts cutting up fake d-ck)
cut off your d-ck m-th- f-cker!
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