cut the brownies
a s-xual act of deficating into a small ziplock bag, then placing the warm lump on your significant other’s face as they sleep, then, when they away, yell “cut the brownies!” and pop the bag with a pin, causing it to splatter all over his/her face.
“how did the night with jessica go?”
“aweful, she didn’t put out so i cut the brownies that morning.”
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