Cut the crust
i have so much drama surrounding me right now … “i think it is time to cut the crust off”
when you have so much extra baggage hanging on you with family , work or relationship drama, job stresses weighting you down, money woes, losing your house you just need to “cut the crust off” and start over with a clean slate.
a guy doesn’t like a girl because she has no/small/fake/photoshoped b–bs so someone else has to f-ck her until she has big b–bs that are real.
guy 1: i don’t like this.
guy 2: do you want me to cut the crust for you baby?
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