Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife
an important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n’er do wells’ actions. originally written by mastodon for the aqua teen hunger force colon movie for theaters, it has gained much youtube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in america.
after watching the “cut you up with a linoleum knife” video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch “the exorcist”
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