Cuttin’ hair
a phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.
1. most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarr-ssed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. a vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. people say it when they don’t want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. it is a gentle and subtler way of saying “i don’t know, you shouldn’t care.”
4. it can also be the act of, literally, cutting hair.
esther: hey what are you doing later tonight?
jason: cuttin’ hair.
esther: what…? never mind.
applies to 4th definition only:
esther: hey what are you doing later tonight?
jason: cuttin’ hair.
esther: whose?
jason: brian.
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