Cutting Muffins
a euphemism for farting. similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.
everyone thought the smell was just greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting m-ffins.
someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. a real righteous guy or neato gal. similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.
all too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.
gal: “wow, you look so fine in those gl-sses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!”
guy: “yep. guess i’m really cutting m-ffins.”
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