cutting the cheese
“cutting the cheese” is simply the act of slicing various types of cheese, putting them beautifully displayed on a silver tray, adding condiments around the various cheese (the more expensive, the better), then when no one is looking, putting the cheese up to your -n-l c-n-l and farting on as much as possible.
“the cheese has an exceptional flavor. our hostess is a specialist at cutting the cheese, and knows how to flavor the white wine too… so it turns yellow and goes with the slices of weird smelling cheese.
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