cuzziscope


an instrument used to identify or observe jacuzzis and cuzzin. it can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region’s jacuzzis, a magnifying gl-ss pointed at a jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view cuzzis and identify barriers to cuzzin. a cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a cuzzi. to have a successful cuzzi hoppin experience, it is important to have a cuzziscope.
guy 1: yo check out my telescope!

guy 2: dude why is it not pointed at a cuzzi

-moves the telescope and points it at the cuzzi

guy 2: this is now a cuzziscope!!

guy 1: dude!!

guy 2: yo we need this, we gotta scope out the cuzzi. cuzziscopin.

guy 3: yo i heard they’re planning to launch a hubble cuzziscope

Read Also:

  • tbchwy

    to be completely honest with you or y’all tbchwy that dress looks like sh-t.

  • senior douche nozzle

    1. a guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd cl-ss citizen. 2. a male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important. look at him being a “senior douche nozzle” in front of those […]

  • odwn

    the act of making up words on urban dictionary. hey bob lets odwn.

  • fonsie

    a f-ggot wow dude, you’rse such a fonsie

  • razeenah

    razeenah is short and hot. smart but extremely short tempered. guy 1: d-mn that girl is fire guy 2: yeah that’s razeenah


Disclaimer: cuzziscope definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.