cyber bitchslap
when your girlfriend virtually b-tchslaps you, through facebook, text, etc.
facebook chat:
john: hey babe, wanna chill later?
jane: why don’t you ask jen, i know you guys had s-x last night -sshole.
joe: you hanging out with jane tonight?
john: no man, she totally cyber b-tchslapped me.
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