Cyber Condom
name for any type of spam, malware, or virus protection used on computers.
norton, windowlivecare, mcafee, etc..
example 1:
friend #1: hey, you better make sure you’re wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!
friend #2: yeah, you better listen to him, last time i went there i had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.
example 2:
friend #1: hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, i wouldn’t want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
antivirus software for those poor pc users
mac users are bareback cybernautics.they don’t need cybercondoms.
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