cyberflex


a way of settling disputes over the internet. accomplished by a virtual “flex-off” (i.e. flexing and giving a detailed description of your flex over the internet). mostly used in chat sessions and email.
ok, the flex-off will begin
i have my right bicep pointed upward with one finger raised, deltoids tensed
my first pose will be standard
i’ll begin with my left bicep in the downward position
with a slight curl to make the triceps pop…
holy sh-t
npl has the style points
i have begun rippling my pectoral muscles
ohhh
my pecs are straining as i take the right bicep and point in the upward direction
then, i slowly exhale and begin the second pose
and the crowd cheers!!!
more oil

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