Cybershit
the act of using electronic devices while defecating.
co-worker rashid: man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. what were you doing?
co-worker brian: yea that was at least a 15 minute cybersh-t because the wifi reception in the cr-pper is terrible and i needed to generate a meme about the stupid sh-t you said in the team meeting.
drama and other ‘sh-t’ that goes online. makes friendsgips sour and makes one anxious, upset, and annoyed by the drama.
boy: f-cking a! that guy on -insert social networking site/game here- was h-tting on my girl!
boy2: isn’t he your cyber-bro??
boy: yea! now i gotta kick his cyber -ss and tell everyone he’s a pr-ck!
boy2: i’ll help!
–the two boys bash and trash the ‘cyber-bro’ all over the site until everyone is divided and on sides. at the end of the day, most people go to bed p-ssed, sad, upset, or crying at what has happened to all of them–
cybersh-t = cheap drama.
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