Cycle-Kinged


the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area
1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts

2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged

Read Also:

  • Cynthesizer

    1.) an incredibly cool or bad-ss person to hang out with. 2.) to do something in a hilarious, awesome, or insane manner. 3.) nickname given to cynthia, but only if cynthia happens to be an amazing person. my date with lorelei was f-ckin awesome last night, that girl is a cynthesizer. i didn’t just ace […]

  • cadel

    to do all the work, while others just hang on for the ride no one else would help out, so i just had to cadel it myself

  • caffeine drip

    the constant need to have caffeine in your system; life becomes (more) difficult to deal with. caffeine is your best friend. “man i’m so tired, hook me up with an iv caffeine drip.” a literal iv drip filled with caffeine. apparently, a caffeine drip is not a joke. i myself can’t quit caffeine. i was […]

  • Cajun Shirt

    n. when a shirt is worn tied around the face like a ski mask, usually for the intention of hiding your ident-ty for the purposes of committing a crime. popularized in new orleans. man, we looked like the taliban the way we had dem cajun shirts tied around our faces.

  • camry fuck

    basically anyone who is a bad driver. or someone who just sucks at life in general. if you will notice, most people who drive camrys will cut you off, tailgate, etc. hence, “camry f-ck.” a) -while driving- “hey, get out of my lane, you camry f-ck!” b) -at work- “bernard drank the only coffee in […]


Disclaimer: Cycle-Kinged definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.