cyjnyd
cream your jeans not your dreams. alternatively: cream your jeams not your dreams. aka lizzy’s yearbook quote, and a deep look into the empty hole that is her skull.
sup jared.
hi, i’m jared, sup dude?
nothing much, i wish i had a prettier girlfriend and a car that went faster than a razor scooter and a dad that beat me less-
hey man, cyjnyd
what the f-ck jared
cream your jeans not your dreams.
that didn’t help jared, you never help, jared.
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