Cynical Matt
cynical matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. as a result of this, cynical matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at ‘that’s what she said’.
person one: arghn that test felt so long and hard!
person two: that’s what she said!
person one: you are such a cynical matt
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