cynimon
a cynimon is a very rare person to come across, being beautiful, tacky, and at times aggressively irritating. she has an uprooting smile that can light up an entire room, she values attention but doesn’t have to try too hard to obtain it. a cynimon is a great friend that keeps one on their toes at all times, and packs a surprising punch. this can be through either physical or emotional pain. keep cynimon in your contact list for you may need her cheekiness to cover your -ss one day.
cynimon is in the house!! (quiet applaud)—👏🏼—
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