Cyrus
a tall, hot slightly-moderately brown guy who traces his roots back to persia but is always mistaken as arab, indian or latino. at a first glance, he comes across as a shy and reserved however, once one starts talking to him he won’t shut up. interestingly, he instantaneously attracts chics however, given his shy nature and high standards he never approaches women. he is athletic, smart and humorous and is incredibly loyal (too loyal) to those close to him.
there’s cyrus, sitting in the corner of the club on his phone, miraculously attracting chics by his mere presence.
chic #1: who’s that arab guy in the corner he’s hot…
chic #2: omg! that’t one hot indian guy
chic #3: did you see that hot mexican guy? i’m dancing with him first!
a god among men. his body was chiseled by zeus on the sole purpose to please women.
look at that cyrus over there. he sure is fly.
founder of the achaemanid empire of persia.
cyrus is an important historical figure
a name that was ruined by the now defunct hannah montana.
hey, let me name my kid cyrus so that it isn’t a cool and unusual name that people cant pr-nounce.
the coolist, hottest guy on earth from brookline!!!
hey look its cyrus he is awsome!
a famous hero of the guardia kingdom. often seen fighting alongside glenn against the forces of magus and ozzie. he died in 600 a.d. after obtaining the masamune at the mystic mountian, but his spirit still remains to bless all bearers of the dreamstone blade.
“cyrus has left to find the masamune and defeat magus once and for all”
“if only cyrus were here”
when someone has smoked too much cannabis, and then falls asleep in the most uncomfortable position, and in stupid places
oh no, he’s gonna cyrus
a bad-ss b-ssist with long s-xy hair and a hot earring. he is god’s gift to women. has a voluptuous booty that he can shake better your mama. commonly mistaken for a male model.
cyrus: -walks into room-
every girl in room: -swoon and faint-
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