Cystomer


cys·tom·er/ˈ/cystəmər/noun
1. a person or organization that buys goods or services from a store or other business, but is a total d-ck about it.

2. a person or thing of a specified kind that one has to deal with: “a tough customer”

3. an ent-ty foolhardily demanding something that is clearly outside the boundaries of sp-ce and/or time.
the guy in deb’s section upgraded himself to cystomer when he changed his order twice and b-tched about the time it took to get his food.

christine had a rough day at the restaurant. she had a whole party of cystomers seated in her section.

as if being a teacher isn’t a hard enough gig, four of the kids in lisa’s cl-ssroom have cystomers for parents.

rich’s new route has four cystomers on it. he’s going to lose 45 minutes a day just dealing with their needy -sses.

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