D-bag Award
noun;
a daily award which is given out as many times as necessary, to a person exerting extreme r-t-rdation. it is usually awarded from a couple of people, known as “d-bag judges”. these people are not d-bags, but their word is concrete and respected throughout the community.
there are multiple rules a d-bag judge must follow, known as the d-bag commandments. one such, is that if a d-bag judge breaks a commandment, then they will be a d-bag.
sorry, but life’s a b-tch.
john c: hey fellas! after the cosby show marathon, i bought the new k-fed cd, right after i played kirby’s s-xual adventure on the psp, before i defecated on a copy of big m-th- truckers.
d-bag judge #1 (in a deep voice): dddddddddddddddd-bbbbbaaaaaggggg!
d-bag judge #2: i think he got it. what do you think?
d-bag judge #3: yep. dude, you just got the d-bag award.
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