D BAG DEXTER
a name describing the act of when the cutest boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog p-n-s and b-lls across your face….cause he loves you. 🙂
“i was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! aaaahhh!!!
“thats my d bag dexter. good boy, you deserve a treat!
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