d-bag tag


a bluetooth hands-free headset. mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.
person 1: is that dude talking to himself?
person 2: nah, he’s got his d-bag tag in his ear.

douchebag with a d-bag tag on: so i told him i wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the b-st-rd went out golfing instead…
cashier: (thinking) man i wish this b-st-rd would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the h-ll out of my line.

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