d-cilf
“dee-kilf” = distant cousin i’d like to f-ck.
rock: mom, you know i hate coming to these family reunions. i’m the only college kid here; it’s sooo boring!
mom: oh, don’t be silly! i’m sure you’ll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.
foxy chick: hey, aunt julie!
mom (aka “aunt julie): (looks to the left and waves) hi sharon!
rock: who’s that mom? she’s my age.
mom: hi sharon. this is my son rock. rock, this is your 3rd cousin from england, anita johnson (made up name = i need a johnson).
rock: so, tou’re my third cousin, eh? d-cilf!
mom: what’s that honey?
rock: oh, nothing mom. hey, anita, dwanna see my old tree fort?
anita: i sure would.
mom: (to her sister) isn’t that nice? they hit it off right away.
aunt flo: it sure is.
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