D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers
d.p.h. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. dph is hard as f-ck. launched in to sp-ce my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever… the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!
when you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your -sshole and your eyeb-lls get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by d.p.h.-dirty pirate hookers.
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