D rock
the blast from a c-mshot hits someone so hard that it blows them away
mr wilder dont make me give you the d-rock
where you dont materbate for two months and you w-nk off and when you hit someone with the blast, it hits them so hard that it hurts.
mr wilder dont make me give you the d-rock.
a curly-haired over enthusiastic teacher at wilton high school. he is the -ssistant coach for the wilton high school varsity soccer team and tries to prove himself as a real soccer player even though he will always live in the shadow of his more successful cousin kristine lilly. he finds comfort in hitting on freshman girls in his western civilization cl-sses.
wow d-rock, that was a terrible shot… i bet kristine would have made that. why don’t you go hit on that ugly freshman girl again?
frizzy haired male frequently skips cl-ss to take road trips to weird places like iowa. attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. obsessed with madden 2005. probably m-st-rb-t-s between 16 and 17 times per day. king of diving for little to no reason in broomball. very s-xy, huge w-ng, etc etc.
-hey d-rock quit playing your madden franchise and come drink.
-krog pushes d-rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. d-rock thanks krog
-doesn’t d-rock have cl-ss today? yeah but he’s in michigan.
midget version of “dork”
man wtf wut a f-ken drock
when a man, who hasnt m-st-rb-t-d in such a long time, does it facing toward another person, and when he -j-c-l-t-s it hits them so hard it hurts!
person 1 – “yo bluh, this guy is trying to boi me around. if he aint careful, im’a wack my d-ck out and d-rock him straight in the forehead, i aint messing around”
person 1s mate – “yer seen, quit messin mate. you dont want him to d rock you!”
person 2 – “eazy now rudebwoy, i might like it if he d rocks me, i’m gonna try n catch his c-m in my mouth!”
person 1 – f-ck that sh-t…!
when someone is drunk, but not drunk enough they feel drunk but are dry cause they haven’t had enough to drink.
omg, im actually drock right now.
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