D-town time bomb
when having a threesome with two girls and one guy the guy takes steamy dump in one girls cooter then haves her stand over the other girl. then the guy counts down from 5 and punches her in the uterus and sends a hot shower of sh-t all over the girls grill piece.
last night i had this girl send a huge d-town time bomb all over this 4 dollar hooker
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