d-wacker


going to bed half way sober and waking up hammered drunk, in a zombie like state. then, p-ssing in a dresser drawer thinking it is a toilet, closing it, and acting like nothing happened.
did you hear about that party last night?

yeah i heard someone pulled a d-wacker!

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