Da Jizz
1. the new replacement of the phrase “da shizz” which in turn was a replacement for “the sh-t”. used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.
guy 1: dude check out this video i found on youtube called “guy listens to parry gripp songs while screaming leave britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when old gregg sings numa numa with tay zonday on keyboard.”
guy 2: aw man, that sounds like da j-zz, man!
guy 1: it is!
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