Da Monkey
an std like “hiv” “the clap” “drippy d-ck” and other std’s you dont want to get.
da monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
it burns when i pee i think i got da monkey!!!!
yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has da monkey!!!
come on doc dont tell me i got da monkey!!!
1 more definition
s-xually transmitted disease, most closely -ssociated with hoes in defferent area codes. da monkey can be hiv, the clap, etc. deff. something you dont want.
also know as da monk
i had to wear 2 condoms and pull it through my boxer so i will not catch da monkey
oh it burns when i pee i think i got da monkey
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