dad-body


well toned extremities, huge beer gut. due to excessive drinking and lack of cardio.
tyler looks like he lifts but his gut is questionable. tyler forsure has a dad body
dad-body

1. a body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. sometimes can see p-n-s, most of the time cannot. body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.

2. once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.
alex has a dad-body

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