dad dick
that experienced p-n-s that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. ex: i f-cked that girl so hard last night i gave her that dad d-ck.
hey baby you want that same douche d-ck or you want to try out that dad d-ck tonight!!!!
a micro sized p-n-s that is the width of a truck
“holy sh-t he couldn’t even fit in past my b-tt cheecks.”
“was it at least thick?”
“oh yeah it was a dad d-ck!”
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