Dad Dong


noun.

the big, thick, weighty p-n-s that your dad has, and that you don’t.
“hey cam., do you think we will ever get dad dong?”

remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? his p-n-s was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn’t resemble his at all.

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